‘Concealed Carry Leggings’ Exist, And No This Isn’t Satire

Alexo Athletica makes “concealed carry” yoga pants for those who love “God, Guns and Country”

American conservative political commentator and former television host Tomi Lahren is well known for her love of Trump, the NRA, and all thing ‘MERICA, and now, she’s got an athleisure collection to make sure folks not only hear her message, but they can also wear it on their actual bodies.

Lahren joined forces with Alexo Athletica, a line of athleticwear that allows women the ability to conceal a gun whilst looking fab for the gym. Yes, you read the correctly — Alexo Athletica makes concealed carry yoga pants.

“I think there are a lot of young girls out there that don’t feel like they have a brand that represents their freedom. They don’t believe they have a brand that represents their rights,” Lahren says in a  five-minute video introducing the line.

For those who love God, Guns and Country and are proud to show it. Freedom. https://t.co/MGiB0FcM5v pic.twitter.com/x9BPlgicrq

— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) August 23, 2019

Lahren also says with confidence that her line represents the “Bill of Rights” and “constitutional freedom,” which I’m sure is what our founding fathers were thinking when they created the second amendment. The concept is for women to be able to “feel safe” where ever they go, but “in a stylish way.” Alrighty then.

To be clear, Alexo Athletica makes leggings with a pocket to carry a gun — the Signature Carrywear collection — but Lahren’s line only includes pants with a pocket for a “small self-defense tool.” However, Lahren’s new collection renewed the public’s interest in Alexo’s yoga-pants-to-carry-your-gun, and people obviously had feelings about this entire clown show.

You, too, can shoot off your genitals while running a 10k! pic.twitter.com/MEHeJKSzco

— Sleeping Giants (@slpng_giants) August 23, 2019

WHITE WOMEN WHAT IS GOING ON AT YOUR YOGA STUDIOS???????? pic.twitter.com/YwaXcuRo5y

— Call your senators: 202-224-3121 (@KendraJames_) August 23, 2019

Let me make this clear…

Anyone that would spend 100 bucks on a pair of Tomi Lahren yoga pants with places to hold guns in them is quite possible the dumbest human being on this planet.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) August 24, 2019

I am shocked, shocked to find out that Tomi Lahren’s Athleisure line for women who don’t hate America is… Made In China. pic.twitter.com/doZyJOcQVO

— Robyn Pennacchia (@RobynElyse) August 23, 2019

For every pair of yoga pants sold, Tomi Lahren gives a burlap sack to a caged child at the border.

— Susie Meister (@susie_meister) August 24, 2019

This is a woman who regularly bashes things like Obamacare, saying, “I believe it’s my right to purchase health care, I don’t believe it’s my right to pay for it for other people,” then admitting, “Well luckily, I’m 24, so I am still on my parents’,” which is only possible because of Obamacare. She’s also said that left-winged women aren’t “real women” and eventually got fired from her job after admitting she’s pro-choice after years of going after women who have abortions as “baby killers.”

But back to the athleisurewear…

Alexo Athletica

Lahren also mentions in the video she wanted one of her prints to be of the American flag because “everyone knows how I feel about that.” It seems she’s picking and choosing how people should respect the flag, seeing that there is a federal law called “The United States Flag Code,” which establishes rules for display and care of the flag and specifically states that “the flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.” But hey, what do I know.

Alexo Athletica

Everyone deserves choices, so if you’re looking for a way to show off your weapon and get your yoga on, this line is for you.

Namaste.

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According to Lahren, her line represents the “Bill of Rights” and “constitutional freedom.”
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